vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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having compassion and sympathy for drug addicts is not the same as being “pro-drug” 

If you view drug addicts as the scum of the earth then you’re just a hateful/ignorant person 

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Sometimes, saying “Goodbye” is like saying “Let’s stop hurting each other”.
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Tracking Time / Citizen 
Anonymous asked: "Nice fat rolls"

I post pictures of my butt and you’re worried about my fat rolls? Lmao ok

Joyce Manor Stream ‘Never Hungover Again’


Joyce Manor will release Never Hungover Again on July 22nd via Epitaph Records. Stream the album here and check out all upcoming tour dates below after the jump.

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I feel so lonely


"makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date" 

*farts in a plastic bag and pops it in your face*

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