jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via poisonousbesitos)

twerkinbaby69:

having compassion and sympathy for drug addicts is not the same as being “pro-drug” 

If you view drug addicts as the scum of the earth then you’re just a hateful/ignorant person 

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Sometimes, saying “Goodbye” is like saying “Let’s stop hurting each other”.
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(Source: ispeakquotes.com, via daddydestroyer)

impactings:

Tracking Time / Citizen 
Anonymous asked: "Nice fat rolls"

I post pictures of my butt and you’re worried about my fat rolls? Lmao ok

Joyce Manor Stream ‘Never Hungover Again’

propertyofzack:

Joyce Manor will release Never Hungover Again on July 22nd via Epitaph Records. Stream the album here and check out all upcoming tour dates below after the jump.

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I feel so lonely

unclefather:

"makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date" 

*farts in a plastic bag and pops it in your face*

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